Whoops!
You know you suck when you forget to post your own Meme! But I have a good excuse, no one searched the site! Honest! Ok, you know that ain't true. Google just LOVES me!
Anyways, I wanted to post this before tomorrow, when I should be posting a new one. Sorry for the suckage, but here now is the wildest, wackiest search terms that mistakenly brought folks to PromoGuy dot net. I call it "The Thursday Thearch" Join me tomorrow, won't you?
(note: some search terms have been tweaked to avoid more hits)
trading spaces tv show (never seen it!)
winamp 3 sucks (indeed it does)
n1gger toes (yikes, talk about out of context!)
dana carvey - turtle turtle (funny!)
cookie crisp box
shows that should have never been cancelled (can you say "The Tick?")
rosie's new haircut
alternative words for pu$sy
miss vickie\'s sea salt
best salt and vinegar chips (who's
yer daddy?)
ketchup commercial heinz simon squeeze
buffy, spike, attempted r@pe
need a good hump (who doesn't?)
muff driver (see above)
hudson brothers tv shows (so, others remember this show too....)
blue monday remixes (yes, please)
"porky's" +spoiler (um, spoiler? what's to spoil?)
geeky toys
louie anderson gay (nah, I don't believe it)
how long should a couple date before they get married?
orange julius recipies
monday madness promoguy
promo
monday mission
game of love mp3 santana and michelle branch (huh? how'd that get them here?)
american idle show (I spelled it wrong on purpose, what's this person's
excuse?)
\"irish travelers\" toogood
And my favorite from last week:
"booty call rules" (there are rules? I thought you just had to have a phone!)
Whoops!
Guess I got kinda busy yesterday. But still, it is a lot of fun to look at what Search Terms brought folks here.
If you are so inclined, please join in and link to your entry on the weirdest, wildest search engine keywords folks used to get to your site.
I reserve the right to modify any search terms to keep from getting more hits! So here now, it the Thursday Thearch (with commentary).....on Friday
The Thursday Thearch - 9/26/02
caffiene content coffee tea
get back jack do it again
ayds diet candy
"soda addiction"
back jack do it again
fruit brute, cereal
nude sauna edinburgh (no, but if that is an invitaion...)
blake mycoskie (Amazing Race fans, whoo-hoo)
excedrin caffiene content
adderall military (ADD and the military - bad combination)
crystal clear pepsi
"get out of jail free monopoly cards"
good birthday presents for guys (are we that hard to buy for?)
cha cha slide mp3
subscribe pu$$y in email (wouldn't that be called "P"-mail?)
mp3 the last ketchup- the ketchup song
"buffy the vampire slayer" "as a christian" (ahh, LOL!)
tattoo on the lower stomach
+"twilight zone" +whitaker +review
do i have to remove my socks for a pedicure (LOL! Ummm, what do you think a pedicure IS???)
crikey dot com
ical2blog
"monday mission"
"dot net crack
diego rumbeando (no habla)
can't hold back the pee
anticipation ketchup
girls+in+mens+toilet+using+urinal (that is something I'd like to see a gal try)
bushy blonde (as opposed to?)
dont drink coca cola after september 28 2002 (I don't get this one...)
where csi miami is taped (Miami?)
average earnings of a hooters waitress (oh Hooooot-resssss!)
@nothingofimportance.com
hairstylist tipping (yes, tip them already!)
jumping people 9/11
girls who want to have an outie but have an innie belly button
+people +jumping +graphic +video +world +trade +center (why why why???)
images of people jumping from world trade buildings (I get soooo many of these....)
"exploiting 9/11"
9-11 people jumping
"jumping from world trade center"
"buffyboards"
"things older than me"
how to brush your teeth (if you can type this, you should know this)
toogood tape
toogood video
betty boo (most common term each week, WTF?)
finding the right dosage of concerta
you can leave your hat on
"80's pop quiz"
irish travelers marriage
jamie lee curtis and flab
irish travellers child marriage (wow google is current, I only posted on them a few days ago)
barney toy
toogood beating actual video
starbucks caffiene content
"sexy belly buttons"
restaurant servers minimum wage $2.13
pepe the spokes shrimp
pebbles flintstone grown-up
clay henry subway
big t!t photo
love another guy
cedric the entertainer que hora es mp3 (it was a funny skit, but no MP3s on my site, ever!)
spiderman dancing ketchup song
mcguire urinal male
scruples edinburgh sauna
burning man pee . jpg
tmobile+hack+cell
somebody else´s guy karaoke (huh?)
guy who found macarena (no! leave it lost! don't let him find it again!!)
av girl gallery
nice, bad, boy, guy
[deleted to avoid more searches] (ah, finally the sick freaks find a way here)
words of love to a guy
guy pierce naked (who is Guy Pierce, and why is he naked?)
Thurday is the day where we get to list all of our crazy refferer search terms that brought folks (mistakenly) to our Blogs. I call it "The Thursday Thearch" which should be said as Sylvester the Cat with as much saliva as possible. I encourage you to post the wild and wacky terms on your site as well, and if you do so, post a link here.
And we are in dire need of a logo or button for this new venture, so if you have any ideas, please send them to me or link them in your comment.
Join me won't you?
The Thursday Thearch is on!
review of tmobile
love based on beauty (aww thanks)
"fear dot com" spoiler
"dana carvey + turtle" (turtle, turtle!)
buffy tyler
smiths+chips+logo
2002 email address of missionaries on net
promo
guy
"2 legit 2 quit" + "hand signals" (aw sorry mister, U Can't Touch This baby!)
asain rap tunes
girl louisiana blog
dont drink coca cola after 9/11 (why not?)
truth and beauty images
promoguy
"card games"
betty boo (I get this one ALL the time? Why? And why so often?)
yahoo literari
red robster
"star trek nemisis" spoilers
jumping from world trade center images (oh who wants these? Ick!)
images world trade center people jumping
people jumping images 9/11
9/11 people jumping images
images of 9/11 people jumping (apparently lots of folks want to see these, but you won't find it here)
tupperware 9/11 (multiples on this one)
feeling+about+remember+sep 11
pbj slices
"5 for fighting" lyrics
scorpio sauna edinburgh
"warren robinette" adventure atari
the wonder years entire series on dvd
tutorial urinal (if you need to be tutored to use a urinal, you need help)
urinal piss
spy boys urinal piss (they do?)
toilet pee jpg
men taking a whiz
"dot net patch"
tape heads cusak
wil powers dancing for mental health
"male medusa"
recipies and orange julius
amazon gold box
joreth star wars
yahotties
online backgamon yahoo.com
dude skoodle
"sign language" "i love you" "hand sign"
teach yourself asl
"time makes you bolder"
the brew was in my hand - and he was on my tip
somewhere over the rainbow - guns n roses
javascript shoutbox
discordia, band, ma
blogtrack
"miss manners" +tip +salon (I get this one a lot too)
+barber +salary +salon owner
acceptable tips for hairstylist
tip salon owner
tipping + hairstylist
ayds diet candy
rodski
welbutrin
heat of the moment mp3
"words for pussy" (um, Cat, Kitten....)
"enter email address" p0rn subscribe (LOL, oh boy won't they be dissapointed?
phillps 66
cocoa pebbles
percol rocket fuel
"the mupet show" lyrics
paige mycoskie
i wanna rock right now
orange julius recipie
er episode \"dr green dies\"
spiderman cereal toys
screen ruler
my 10 cents
savekaryn
cereal box toys
And my favorite:
pimp clothes accessories (yeah baby, like my pimp hat?)
