Apparently there is a new patch out that a lot men need to upgrade their hard drives. Heh.
Yes, announcements for the amazing P3nis Patch are flooding inboxes everywhere!
Honestly, if there really were a patch for men to put on their "members" to add inches, the makers wouldn't need to be flooding our inboxes about it. Word would get out and the "amazing p3nis patch" would be sold out before you can say "when you wish upon a star!"
I mean, come on. One television ad during a football playoff game is all it would take. Or just the word of mouth for one fella that it worked for would do the trick.
P0rn is probably to blame. Because if it weren't for Ron Jeremy, I am not sure why else we men even care about the length. Or maybe it is society. Everything has to be bigger and better than the other guy.
Women don't help the matter any. Generally speaking, of course, not meaning you. It is just for every gal who says size doesn't matter, there are two others who admit that it really does. Thanks a lot for the confusion. This one is going into the Monday Mission for sure!
Of course, the harsh reality of it is, even if there were a patch that could add inches to little Elvis, the guy still has to find a girl to go out with him. The mere fact of having a long duck dong does not send out a silent alert to women everywhere and have them suddenly be attracted to you (does it? never seemed to work for me). Unless the gal is wondering if you have a "kielbasa in your pocket," you still have to work the charm, romance and develop a true connection before you get to show off the results of the "Amazing P3nis Patch" - but if you are on Spring Break in Daytona Beach, then all bets are off (after all, those girls have gone wild).
So, it is such that this is the world in which we live. That inboxes will eternally be filled to the brim with pills, creams, patches and devices that offer to add inches where none can be added.
Not that I would need to buy it. Heh.
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on December 8, 2003
@ December 8, 2003 08:25 AM
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