Quiznos Subs: Tastier than a she-Wolf's teat!

There is no better way to say your restaurant's food is YUMMY better than showing a fella nursing from a wolf, does it?

I didn't think so!

Aside from the pure shock value, WTF were they thinking???? (requires Qucktime)

Yeeesh! [insert Homer Simpon's uuuuugh WAV here] That spot give me the creeps!

Hey I love Quiznos Subs (even if they are WAY overpriced), but this commercial just about made me loose my lunch. Sorry, but after watching that spot on TV I was totally NOT craving a Quiznos Sub. If anything, Subway was starting to sound good. I'll take Jared, Clay and even the Annoying Guy over the Quiznos Wolf Suckle Guy!

I didn't think it would get much worse than the "Swiffer - Just Swiff It" commercial done to the tune of Devo's "Whip It!" I was wrong.

Wonder if the Sub comes with a glass of warm milk?

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Posted by on September 22, 2003 @ September 22, 2003 03:57 PM