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March 25, 2003I know noooothingEverything I know about War I learned from Hogan's Heroes* Guards are easily foiled by Strudel * Prisoners of War have extensive tunnels under their barracks * If you tell your captors they are violating the Geneva Conventions they will gladly stop their actions * Attack dogs can be your pets if you feed them * The Commanders of POW camps are complete nincompoops and are easily intimidated by prisoners * Your foreign Captors will speak English perfectly * It is amazingly easy to sneak into the Office of the POW camp's commander * Any female on staff in the POW camp can be persuaded to help you if you romance her * Gourmet meals are often prepared by the prisoners inside their barracks * Prisoners can escape any time they want, but choose not to * The French are very helpful during war time * Even if you don't speak the language of your captors, you will be able to understand them * It is very easy to find spare uniforms so you can dress up as one of your captors * Your captors will be easily fooled by a hat or a fake accent and will not recognize you if you see them outside of the prison camp * Building a radio from items found around the prison camp is amazingly simple * Prisoners are never hurt, tortured or killed while in custody or in POW camps * An easy way in or out of a POW camp is to simply crawl under the fence * To pass the time, POWs often like to go out an blow up brides of the enemy * Holocaust? What's that? * A submarine is always available when you need oneBTW, I am the author of this tongue-in-cheek post. So if you pass it on, be kind and give credit where credit is due, k?
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