February 3, 2003Monday Mission 3.05Hmm, well, here it is, Monday again. First off, let me say that I got some flack last week for a question on the Mission because I had "asked that one before." All I can say is, give me a break! I do not go through the archives every week to see if a MM question has been asked before, nor do I always remember every question. If I have asked them before, forgive me, but chances are I am asking it in a new way which usually brings about new answers. And consider this, every week we have new Missionaries who may never have seen that question before. There may even be repeats this week, but hey, you can always skip that question. But, c'mon, don't slam me for repeating myself. I do this for fun, and most everyone has fun playing along. As long as we are all having fun, I will keep it going. I'm kinda swamped today, and not feeling to chipper either. I think I know why, but I will rant about that in a different post. Hope you have a great Monday and a great Mission. Aaaand it goes a little sum'tin' like dis..... PromoGuy's Monday Mission 3.051. Do you remember the first LP, 45, CD or CD single that you bought? Recreate the scene for me. 2. What was the last CD or song that you actually paid money for? 3. It is my personal opinion that "Munchos" and "Funions" are the most perfect snack food ever. What do you think is the best snack food ever? 4. Comedian George Carlin once pointed we consider the things we like to keep around us to be our "stuff," whereas other people's stuff is just junk to us (ok, he used more colorful language, but you get the idea). What "stuff" do you have that someone else might just throw away if they were cleaning out your house? 5. Do you think it is wrong for people to rush to e-Bay and start selling Space Shuttle Columbia collectibles? 6. Does it bother you when President Bush speaks about God and invokes scripture quotations from the Bible during his speeches? 7. I have a friend who think's she's being photographed in public restrooms. What paranoid delusion do you have?* Bonus: Can't you feel the weight of my stare? *Question provided by cordle Today's Comment Question: Write a caption for this photo!
Posted by on February 3, 2003 @ February 3, 2003 09:22 AM 66 folks had something to say |
caption: take me to your leader
Posted by: Julie at February 3, 2003 9:32 AMRibbed, for her pleasure...
Posted by: Texas Yankee at February 3, 2003 9:36 AMthe latest and greatest in "crap-wear"!
Posted by: dinges at February 3, 2003 9:48 AMTrack back, not tracking back...
Steve was dubious that the new motor cycle helmet given to him by the staff of Jackass would work...but he thought "what the hell"
Posted by: Joni at February 3, 2003 9:56 AMWould you like some pineapple with that?
Posted by: JN at February 3, 2003 9:59 AM... and once you have finished eating the flesh from this tropical fruit, you can wear the outer skin as a cap. However, you may end up with strange orange stains on your clothing.
Posted by: Helena at February 3, 2003 10:12 AMmine is up.
i'm not feeling witty enough this morning to make up a comment.
Mine's not up yet, but I had to caption the picture:
*with a british accent* "Dreadful. Ghastly. You have the absolute worse fashion sense in the world."
Posted by: Jolene at February 3, 2003 10:16 AMIs that an eggshell on your head or are you just happy to see me?
Posted by: missy at February 3, 2003 10:24 AMDone.
"My image as a hot, young male model is ruined! I'm firing my agent as soon as I get off this catwalk!"
Posted by: caff at February 3, 2003 10:31 AMmine are up...
Caption: Filming of new upcoming Coneheads movie has started.
Posted by: MadJo at February 3, 2003 10:37 AMUp!
Posted by: Steph at February 3, 2003 11:17 AMmine are up!!
Posted by: ed at February 3, 2003 11:19 AMUp!
Introducing the new Leo DiCaprio pot scrubber!
Posted by: Kat Lively at February 3, 2003 11:23 AMThis Craig David haircut doesn't really suit me.
Posted by: Paul at February 3, 2003 11:30 AMMine are up! and I still don't do captions.
Posted by: Laura at February 3, 2003 11:32 AMInteresting
captionmachine.com does a very similar thing
Posted by: captionmachine at February 3, 2003 11:35 AMMine are up sans caption. That's too much work.
Posted by: Curious at February 3, 2003 11:45 AMmine are up...as for the comment question:
"I hear the porcupine headwrap look is in, and it looks best with clashing colors at that"
Velcroboy stands immobilised by Doctor Nasties engenius trap, a piece of cotton stuck to the ceiling.
Posted by: Thomas at February 3, 2003 12:04 PMWE ARE NOT MEN! WE ARE DEVO!
Posted by: 8bitjoystick.com at February 3, 2003 12:09 PMMine are up ...
"Look at me! I am wearing a mattress pad on my head! Aren't I cool?!"
Posted by: Orb at February 3, 2003 12:39 PMgot mine up.
the only witty comment I was able to come up with for that picture was "Mmmm. Nubby." Which makes no sense if you don't have a child who owns the "Blues Clues Birthday" video tape.
So, never mind.
"Justin Timberlake shows off his new face after undergoing plastic surgery and also shows off his new style of egg crate foam hat."
Yes, I'm up.
Posted by: Shawn at February 3, 2003 1:32 PMJustin Timberlake experiments with a new hair gel.
Posted by: chicky at February 3, 2003 1:42 PMI was trying for a modernistic interpretation of Justin Timberlake. Think I can start a boy band now?
they're up...
Posted by: Jennifer at February 3, 2003 1:54 PMThey're up!
Write a caption for this photo!: And now for something completely different: a man with his brain on the outside of his skull.
Posted by: dargie at February 3, 2003 2:07 PMUp! Yay!
Caption: Thinking to himself . ` (If I have to sing "The Acorn Song" for Simon again, I'm just gonna puke.)
Posted by: meowy at February 3, 2003 2:24 PMMine are up and my comment is:
I'm not happy. I'm really not happy. Who's &@%$*#! idea was this?!
Posted by: Verdura at February 3, 2003 2:40 PMMy totally unoriginal caption is:
"Justin Timberlake prepares for his new career as a toilet scrub brush."
justin timberlake models his new line of french tickler hats.
Posted by: laura at February 3, 2003 3:33 PMMine are up...
Caption: "If I stand really still, maybe someone will think I'm a Bart Simpson mannequin."
Mine are up.
Posted by: l33t k1w1 at February 3, 2003 4:21 PMIt looked so much better in the store.
Posted by: Vernieda at February 3, 2003 4:30 PMNow we don our gay apparel. Fa la la la la la la la la.
Not that there's anything wrong with that.
Mine answers are posted.
Posted by: cordle at February 3, 2003 4:34 PMMine will be up soon.
Caption:
"It's Dereclite!"
(Note: if you don't get it, see Zoolander!!!)
a chia pet experiment gone bad
Posted by: mycafelatte at February 3, 2003 5:10 PMAhhh, derrrr, ahh, George, I think we got off at the wrong planet.
Posted by: Thia at February 3, 2003 6:10 PMThis will keep the aliens from reading our minds!
I have no caption because the rats stole my brain and wits are in short supply. Oops.
Posted by: Peter at February 3, 2003 6:50 PMmine are up.
Posted by: Bus girlie! at February 3, 2003 6:52 PMMine's up!
Posted by: Hondo at February 3, 2003 7:11 PMNo comment, I've got a headache.
Posted by: Stephanie at February 3, 2003 7:14 PMDid 'em.
Posted by: Marie at February 3, 2003 8:20 PMI finally posted my answers. I can't do captions, but that guy looks a whole lot like my brother, and my mother come to think of it... and probably me, if I lost 55 pounds.
Posted by: Davey's mommy at February 3, 2003 8:55 PMMine are up and Texas Yankee's caption almost made me spit out my coffee. :)
Posted by: Lisa, Gal of Unix at February 3, 2003 9:27 PMI am the next American Idol!
Posted by: Danielle at February 3, 2003 9:27 PMcant even look at that picture
mine are up..yah yah..i know they are late..i couldnt get your site to open this morning
Posted by: Ruthie at February 3, 2003 11:08 PMGood list this week, Promo.
Posted by: Raspil at February 3, 2003 11:35 PMmine are up. my caption:
Scientists had never before discovered a creature like this. When it attached itself to the galley boy's head after they'd brought it back for study, they were really stumped for ideas on how to remove it. But then it made teh galley boy speak, and they decided they like h im much better with the alien attached.
Done. Late.
Posted by: AJ at February 4, 2003 12:10 AM"Gods! I have to stop letting my mom dress me"
mine are up
Posted by: Blaze at February 4, 2003 1:18 AMMine are up
Posted by: Pete B at February 4, 2003 1:37 AM4 minutes to spare by my time zone,
Try as he might Bob could not divert the attention from his unfortunate choice of shirt.
Posted by: Pierce at February 4, 2003 1:58 AMMine is up now.
Caption: How can one top *Ribbed for her pleasure*. Perfect! (and exactly what I THOUGHT OF,LMAO)
Posted by: Christina at February 4, 2003 2:21 AMUP - ON a tuesday no less
Caption Comment (not politically correct) : Due to the extreme cold temperatures caused by the nuclear fallout in Iraq - designers have come up with new swimwear for men.
Posted by: Rebecca at February 4, 2003 3:52 AMMine are up a day late though :D
Posted by: Lashundra at February 4, 2003 9:14 AMI put mine up, been a while since I've done 'em!
Caption: "Couldn't they at least let me put on a bathing suit before I put the damn cap on???"
Posted by: Zaldor at February 4, 2003 4:14 PMMine are up!
Posted by: Danielle at February 4, 2003 6:43 PMJust look at the knots on my head Ma! Sue
Posted by: Sue at February 4, 2003 6:43 PMim only like, 2 days late... hehehe.
Posted by: Pinky at February 4, 2003 7:51 PMSorry I'm late. :(
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