And why does the 3rd paragraph in the story describe the Queen's outfit? Who gives a monkey's what she's wearing?

Well it's a good thing they said what kind of earrings Yoko was wearing, I couldn't tell from the picture. The clothing descriptions WERE funny.

Thats the sign of a great writer .... detailing the apparel and jewelry of the people involved in the story instead of actually providing useful information.

"As President Bush declared war on terrorism this afternoon, it was hard not to notice his double-breasted navy blue suit and matching diamond encrusted cufflinks ..... "

Yep -- focus in on the important details.