Give it away now

Hey, just had to give the weekly update on the “PenCam For Promo” Campaign!

We now have a Grand Total of (drum roll please) blbblblblblblblblblblbblbbb…..

$1.00!!!!!

And my sincere thanks to a Monday Missionary (who wishes to remain anonymous) for helping finally light those lights!…

And One To Grow On!

Whee, today is Jenn’s Birthday!

While it isn’t polite to talk about a lady’s age, I can talk about other things that are as old as her….

Cost of food when Jenn was born:
Bread: $0.25/loaf
Milk: $1.32/gal U
Eggs: $1.18/doz
Gas: $0.36/gal

Song as old as Jenn:
Maggie May by Rod Stewart
How Can You Mend a Broken Heart by Bee Gees
Go Away Little Girl by Donny Osmond
Joy to the World by Three Dog Night
One Bad Apple by Osmonds
Gypsies, Tramps & Thieves by Cher

TV shows that were probably on when Jenn’s parents were knockin’ boots:
Adam-12
Hawaii Five-0
The Odd Couple
Columbo
The Carol Burnett Show
The Mary Tyler Moore Show
The Brady Bunch
All in the Family
Mission: Impossible
Rowan & Martin’s Laugh-In

Happy Birthday Jennifer, you are a great gal and I am pleased as punch to know you!…

Java Justification

Hey Ladies, now you have medicinal reasons for drinking coffee. According to new research, Coffee can kill pain, but only in women.

And if that doesn’t motivate you, this quote from the article surely will:

“A double espresso probably would make the pain of something like leg-waxing more bearable,” the paper quoted one of the researchers as saying.