So that’s why they call them “Mounties”

I post this for Kelly and all my Canadian friends out there:

Top Ten Canadian Euphemisms For Sex

10. Playing mountie

9. Fur trapping

8. Making Peg whinny

7. Entering parliament

6. Pulling the goalie

5. Doin’ it, eh?

4. Putting the “man” in Manitoba

3.…

Cool Toolie

Saw this in the Call For Help Newsletter. I read it, even though I have never seen the show (since I don’t have cable and all). I hear it is a good show, and the newsletter has some great tips.

Take a look at “StripMail.” It will strip the “” thingys from your forarded e-mails.…

Jill Chilled

How funny!

I am #1 & #3 for Yahoo searches on: jill “kia sportage”

I guess its good to be #1, though I was kinda hoping to be #1 for: blogger+cute+guy.

Oh well….

I am also #1 for:
* Dana Carvey is dressed as the Turtle Man and says “Turtle, Turtle.”.…