The crappy stuff Amazon offered me today. Um, gee, “Pass Forever” sounds about right.
Polder Electronic Clock/Stopwatch/Timer
Our Price: $12.99
Special Gold Box Price: $11.69
Hamilton Beach 727W Classic DrinkMaster Drink Mixer, White
Our Price: $29.99
Special Gold Box Price: $26.69
Norpro Stainless Steel Large-Capacity Expandable Vegetable Steamer
Our Price: $7.99
Special Gold Box Price: $7.19
Farberware 3-Piece Wood Cutting Board Set
List Price: $12.99
Our Price: $9.99
Special Gold Box Price: $8.99
Farberware 3-Piece Poly Cutting Board Set
List Price: $12.99
Our Price: $9.99
Special Gold Box Price: $8.99
Oh sure, hook me with the electronics, then punish me with Kitchen crap becaise I didn’t buy.
Bastards!

I actually got some good ones today. They finally figured out that I don't cook and stopped offering my their Gourmet Chef crap. I got techie gadgets today, including the Microsoft Wireless Desktop.
Give them a few days. It will come around.