Gay, Lesbian?

Remember when I was talking about letting the visitors here add themselves to a list? I was (and still am) going to have a form and a menu where you pick your “label,” such as: Promo’s friends who are )Black )Hispanic )Proud of their Breasts )Gay )Lesbian etc.…

Booty Call

My friend K was talking to me about a fella she’s been tryin’ to bed. But it seems he’s a little wriggly about committing. Weird. I mean, I don’t know too many fellas that would turn down a sure thing. But he still leads her on and on and won’t give her any attention.…

Finally, I know what she is saying!

Pro: What’s wrong?

Her: Nothing.

Pro: (brr is it cold in here) Uh ok, how about we go eat.

Her: Fine.

Pro: Not hungry? How about grabbing a burger then?

Her: Go ahead.

Pro: When can you be ready?

Her: Five minutes.…

She’s a real p u s s y wagon

Greased Lightnin’ woah oh oh oh ohhhhhh….

Did you know that was in the lyrics? I always thought I heard that, but was never sure. I think I am the only kid who didn’t own the Grease double LP soundtrack.

Some other choice lyrics from the same song:

“You are supreme, the chicks’ll cream for greased lightnin’”

“Ya know I ain’t braggin’, She’s a real pu$$y wagon”

“You know that ain’t shit when we’ll be gettin’ lots of t!t in greased lightnin’”

Kinda makes the song take on a whole new aspect, eh?…